Post by damonrulez on Mar 5, 2005 21:42:59 GMT 1
Incase any one was wondering, this is what happened on Emmerdale last night....
SADIE TAKES OVER THE WORLD.
*emmerdale theme music*
"Ere pats" said Eric Pollard from the Woolpack in a mel b voice, "what do ya think your doin?"
Sadie turned round, "Pardon?"
Eric coughed to clear his throat, "Sorry about that just had a sudden urge to say that to you!"
Sadie was disgusted as she never ever wanted her 2 minute fame with Davina to get round emmerdale farm.
She turned and walked off up to Holdgate farm. She was walking past the Dingle Household when a car pulled up. Charity got out in massive heels and started to flounce her way over to the front door. She tripped and fell, and ended up face down in a pile of pig turd.
Sadie tried her very hardest not to laugh but this was the best thing she had seen happen to charity in a long while and the best part was, Charity didnt realise that anyone actually saw. Sadie jumped out from behind a car just as charity was pulling herself out of the turd.
"New perfume charity? Much nicer than the last stench you were putting on yourself, your skin looks much clearer too!"
Charity was fighting back her anger and Sadie, the laughter.
Suddenly, Mel B from Bo Selecta opened the door of the Dingle House. Charity was so shocked it wasnt Zak or Lisa, that she fell back into the pig turd.
"Hey up!" Mel B called.
Sadie went to talk to her, and walked right over Charity's back.
Angels came from the heavens and started singing ''ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA!"
SADIE TAKES OVER THE WORLD.
*emmerdale theme music*
"Ere pats" said Eric Pollard from the Woolpack in a mel b voice, "what do ya think your doin?"
Sadie turned round, "Pardon?"
Eric coughed to clear his throat, "Sorry about that just had a sudden urge to say that to you!"
Sadie was disgusted as she never ever wanted her 2 minute fame with Davina to get round emmerdale farm.
She turned and walked off up to Holdgate farm. She was walking past the Dingle Household when a car pulled up. Charity got out in massive heels and started to flounce her way over to the front door. She tripped and fell, and ended up face down in a pile of pig turd.
Sadie tried her very hardest not to laugh but this was the best thing she had seen happen to charity in a long while and the best part was, Charity didnt realise that anyone actually saw. Sadie jumped out from behind a car just as charity was pulling herself out of the turd.
"New perfume charity? Much nicer than the last stench you were putting on yourself, your skin looks much clearer too!"
Charity was fighting back her anger and Sadie, the laughter.
Suddenly, Mel B from Bo Selecta opened the door of the Dingle House. Charity was so shocked it wasnt Zak or Lisa, that she fell back into the pig turd.
"Hey up!" Mel B called.
Sadie went to talk to her, and walked right over Charity's back.
Angels came from the heavens and started singing ''ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA!"
I think this should be on FF too?